The Most Serene Republic of Cervidaea is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Gazzy G Pump with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.64 billion Cervidaeans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of bambiland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cervidaean economy, worth a remarkable 1,548 trillion hundoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 274,631 hundoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 811,760 per year while the poor average 73,022, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Bambiland's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime is almost non-existent. Cervidaea's national animal is the communist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cervidaea is ranked 3,436^th in the world and 140^th in Lazarus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,369.1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.