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Most Authoritarian: 11,609thMost Conservative: 14,681stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,276th
The Confederacy of
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Cervanian Pride!
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Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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Cervenia

Population948 million

CapitalCervine's Hold

CurrencyStag
AnimalWhite Tailed Deer

The Confederacy of Cervenia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 948 million Cervenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cervine's Hold. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cervenian economy, worth 53.7 trillion Stags a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,594 Stags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, White Tailed Deer with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, there is something rotten in the state of Cervenia, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cervenia's national animal is the White Tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cervenia is ranked 121,358th in the world and 43rd in The Hole To Hide In for Most Primitive, scoring -47.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Authoritarian: 11,609thTop
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Most Conservative: 14,681stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,276th
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Most Authoritarian: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cervenia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Cervenia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Cervenia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Cervenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Cervenia, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Cervenia, there is something rotten in the state of Cervenia.
  • : Cervenia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cervenia, White Tailed Deer with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • : Following new legislation in Cervenia, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Cervenia, the internet has been placed under government control.

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