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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,527thMost Primitive: 8,416thRudest Citizens: 11,175th
The Wild Investment Corporation of
Corporate Bordello
Contented with little yet wishing for more.
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Cervelat

Population6.588 billion

CurrencyGold Guilder
AnimalBunny Rabbit

The Wild Investment Corporation of Cervelat is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.588 billion Cervelatians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense is also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The thriving Cervelatian economy, worth 434 trillion Gold Guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 65,976 Gold Guilders, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 345,775 per year while the poor average 6,745, a ratio of 51.3 to 1.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cervelat's national animal is the Bunny Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cervelat is ranked 11,175th in the world and 3rd in The Monarchy alliance for Rudest Citizens, with 109.26 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,527thMost Primitive: 8,416thRudest Citizens: 11,175thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,362ndMost Armed: 16,080thMost Devout: 16,543rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,044thMost Pro-Market: 20,258thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,276thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,711thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,030th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cervelat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Cervelat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Cervelat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Cervelat lodged a message on the The Monarchy alliance Regional Message Board.
  • : Cervelat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Cheerful Citizens, and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cervelat, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cervelat, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cervelat, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it.
  • : Following new legislation in Cervelat, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Cervelat, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.

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