Population | 9.509 billion |
Currency | lira |
Animal | turtle |
The Republic of Cerrno is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.509 billion Cerrnoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Cerrnoan economy, worth 557 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,617 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerrno's national animal is the turtle.
Cerrno is ranked 34,711th in the world and 80th in Artificial Solar System for Most Stationary, with 1,285.7193854724 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cerrno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Cerrno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Cerrno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Cerrno, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
- : Following new legislation in Cerrno, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Following new legislation in Cerrno, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
- : Following new legislation in Cerrno, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in Cerrno, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
- : Cerrno applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in Cerrno, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Cerrnoan lands.