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Most Secular: 2,002nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,607th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,036th
The People's Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Mighty Socialist Land
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Cerinda

Population848 million

CapitalKovograd
LeaderAndrei Kamriov

CurrencyRuble
AnimalWolf

The People's Socialist Republic of Cerinda is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Andrei Kamriov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 848 million Cerindans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kovograd. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cerindan economy, worth 71.7 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 84,508 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, Andrei Kamriov's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and Andrei Kamriov's Twitcher account is typically used to share Wolf memes rather than government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerinda's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cerinda is ranked 100,991st in the world and 2,930th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,036thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,831stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,023rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,519thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,369thMost Authoritarian: 11,646thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,657thHealthiest Citizens: 13,754thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,710th
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Most Secular: 98th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 319th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 373rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 401st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 446th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 460th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 510th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 532nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 640th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 719th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, Andrei Kamriov's Twitcher account is typically used to share Wolf memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, Andrei Kamriov's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.

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