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Most Secular: 1,517th Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,321st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,339th
The People's Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Oh Cerinda
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cerinda

Population1.407 billion

CapitalKovograd
LeaderAndrei Kamriov
FaithAtheism

CurrencyRuble
AnimalWolf

The People's Socialist Republic of Cerinda is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Andrei Kamriov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.407 billion Cerindans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kovograd. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cerindan economy, worth 146 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 104,417 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, one complaint of Cerinda's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerinda's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Cerinda is ranked 61,775th in the world and 3,271st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Secular: 1,517thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,321stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,952ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,535thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,559thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,573rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,691stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,053rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,104thHealthiest Citizens: 12,132ndMost Authoritarian: 12,863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,044thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,818thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,734thLargest Governments: 15,949th
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Most Secular: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 274th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 285th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 286th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 410th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 421st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 461st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 489th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 600th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 604th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 647th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 706th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 743rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 745th in the regionLargest Governments: 747th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, one complaint of Cerinda's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, a government program is underway to revitalize Cerinda's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, third world countries are rich in "I Love Kovograd" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Andrei Kamriov to cartoon bears.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.

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