The People's Socialist Republic of Cerinda is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Andrei Kamriov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 848 million Cerindans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kovograd. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cerindan economy, worth 71.7 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 84,508 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, Andrei Kamriov's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and Andrei Kamriov's Twitcher account is typically used to share Wolf memes rather than government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerinda's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cerinda is ranked 100,991^st in the world and 2,930^th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.