The People's Socialist Republic of Cerinda is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Andrei Kamriov with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.347 billion Cerindans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kovograd. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cerindan economy, worth 141 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 105,268 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerinda's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Cerinda is ranked 22,174^th in the world and 1,139^th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 68.49 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.