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Most Secular: 1,506th Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,939th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,610th
The People's Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Oh Cerinda
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cerinda

Population1.347 billion

CapitalKovograd
LeaderAndrei Kamriov
FaithAtheism

CurrencyRuble
AnimalWolf

The People's Socialist Republic of Cerinda is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Andrei Kamriov with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.347 billion Cerindans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kovograd. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cerindan economy, worth 141 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 105,268 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerinda's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Cerinda is ranked 22,174th in the world and 1,139th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 68.49 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Secular: 1,506thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,939thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,610thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,189thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,622ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,660thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,632ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,689thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,327thHealthiest Citizens: 12,086thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,170thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,903rdMost Authoritarian: 13,151stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,167thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,846thLargest Governments: 16,125th
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Most Secular: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 278th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 284th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 285th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 416th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 465th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 483rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 485th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 618th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 639th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 650th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 697th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 746th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 751st in the regionLargest Governments: 757th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 865th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Cerinda was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.

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