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Most Secular: 1,019thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,533rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,937th
The People's Socialist Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Oh Cerinda
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Cerinda

Population4.109 billion

CapitalKovograd
LeaderAndrei Kamriov
FaithAtheism

CurrencyRuble
AnimalWolf

The People's Socialist Republic of Cerinda is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andrei Kamriov with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 4.109 billion Cerindans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kovograd. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cerindan economy, worth 621 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,301 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Cerindans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerinda's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Cerinda is ranked 111,267th in the world and 4,338th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 603.58 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Secular: 1,019thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,533rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,937thLowest Crime Rates: 3,329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,245thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,848thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,246thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,428thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,769thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,033rdLargest Governments: 6,939thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,348thHealthiest Citizens: 7,412thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,070thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,297thMost Developed: 9,446thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,563rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,280thSmartest Citizens: 11,202ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,428thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,549thTop
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Most Inclusive: 11,619thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,011thHighest Average Incomes: 13,577thBest Weather: 14,602ndMost Income Equality: 15,519thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,224thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,833rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,486thNicest Citizens: 18,946thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,892ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,775thHighest Drug Use: 21,266thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,725th
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Most Secular: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 114th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 212th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 233rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 279th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 294th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 308th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 315th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 353rd in the regionLargest Governments: 364th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 422nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 423rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 436th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 445th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 479th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 572nd in the regionMost Developed: 573rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 628th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 633rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 674th in the regionMost Inclusive: 691st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 726th in the regionMost Stationary: 756th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 808th in the regionBest Weather: 817th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 935th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cerinda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, glamping Cerindans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
  • : Cerinda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerinda, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.

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