The People's Socialist Republic of Cerinda is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andrei Kamriov with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 4.109 billion Cerindans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kovograd. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cerindan economy, worth 621 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,301 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Cerindans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerinda's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Cerinda is ranked 111,267^th in the world and 4,338^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 603.58 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.