Population | 26.314 billion |
Leader | Cerian Quilor |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Cat |
The Delphinium Throne of Cerian Quilor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cerian Quilor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 26.314 billion Cerian Quilorians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Cerian Quilorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,601 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,872 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, the endangered saltwater humpback Cat is only seen in captivity programs, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerian Quilor's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cerian Quilor is ranked 250,507th in the world and 162nd in Kantrias for Most Primitive, scoring -119.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cerian Quilor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Cerian Quilor was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of The Timber Rattlesnake, killing 10 million zombies.
- : Cerian Quilor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies, the Top 5% for Most Dead and Most Zombified, and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
- : Cerian Quilor was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Lord Siburata of Sateru Liv Helix-Caelorum, infecting 161 million survivors.
- : Cerian Quilor lodged a message on the Kantrias Regional Message Board.
- : Cerian Quilor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Cerian Quilor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Cerian Quilor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Cerian Quilor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Cerian Quilor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.