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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 136th Most Influential: 214th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,435th
The Kingdom Republic of
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Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known
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The Kingdom Republic of Ceretis is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Harry Callahan with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.312 billion Ceretians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The powerhouse Ceretisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Orichalcums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 186,592 Orichalcums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 881,156 per year while the poor average 23,414, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Orichalcums of property damage, and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Glaucus Atlanticus hunting institutions. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ceretis's national animal is the Glaucus Atlanticus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Ceretis is ranked 11,958th in the world and 547th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 8,012.45 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 136thMost Influential: 214thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,435thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,089thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,337thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,166thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,478thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,869thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,604thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,647thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,818thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,863rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,036thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,074thMost Armed: 7,878thMost Cultured: 7,925thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,378thHighest Economic Output: 8,942ndSmartest Citizens: 9,719thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,919thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,258thRudest Citizens: 10,517thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,866thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,117thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,581stLargest Retail Industry: 11,958thMost Devout: 13,399thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,692ndMost Stationary: 14,042nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 115th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 127th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 166th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 178th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 194th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Armed: 207th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 220th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 223rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 246th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 322nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 338th in the regionMost Stationary: 356th in the regionMost Cultured: 359th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 361st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 454th in the regionLargest Populations: 455th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 467th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 528th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 547th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 552nd in the regionMost Devout: 626th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 637th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 660th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 676th in the regionMost Politically Free: 879th in the region

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