by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 143rd Most Influential: 275th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,631st
The Kingdom Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known
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The Kingdom Republic of Ceretis is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Harry Callahan with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.648 billion Ceretians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The powerhouse Ceretisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion Orichalcums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 185,693 Orichalcums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 876,911 per year while the poor average 23,301, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ceretis's national animal is the Glaucus Atlanticus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Ceretis is ranked 160,167th in the world and 8,990th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -7.07 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 143rdMost Influential: 275thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,631stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,094thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,482ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,536thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,753rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,527thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,533rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,806thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,317thHighest Average Incomes: 6,352ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,654thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,683rdMost Cultured: 7,857thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,349thHighest Economic Output: 8,771stTop
Most Armed: 9,328thSmartest Citizens: 9,823rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,258thRudest Citizens: 10,621stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,333rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,410thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,632ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,037thMost Stationary: 13,315thLargest Retail Industry: 13,508thHighest Drug Use: 15,449thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,089th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 70th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 71st in the regionMost Influential: 86th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 124th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 131st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 164th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 198th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 199th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 208th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 214th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 220th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 244th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 270th in the regionMost Armed: 271st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 312th in the regionMost Stationary: 337th in the regionRudest Citizens: 348th in the regionMost Cultured: 355th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 395th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 403rd in the regionLargest Populations: 447th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 469th in the regionLargest Black Market: 489th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 553rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 576th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 609th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 609th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 834th in the regionMost Politically Free: 855th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 874th in the region

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