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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,249th Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,829th Largest Populations: 13,368th
The County of
Right-wing Utopia
Ningś em fereix impunement.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population13.591 billion

LeaderFroilą Jornet Barcells
FaithRoman Catholicism


The County of Ceretania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Froilą Jornet Barcells with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.591 billion Ceretanians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Targassona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.3%.

The very strong Ceretanian economy, worth 638 trillion pecetas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 47,012 pecetas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 143,613 per year while the poor average 11,928, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, Ceretania has designated Targassona as its capital city, Roman Catholicism has been named as Ceretania's national religion, and Froilą Jornet Barcells has just been declared ruler of Ceretania in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ceretania's national animal is the sheep and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Ceretania is ranked 19,757th in the world and 632nd in the South Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 75 on the Rand Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,249thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,829thTop
Largest Populations: 13,368thLargest Black Market: 16,675th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Populations: 127th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 196th in the regionLargest Black Market: 241st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 369th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 632nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ceretania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Ceretania's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Ceretania altered its national flag.
  • : Ceretania relocated from Osiris to The South Pacific.
  • : Ceretania was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Ceretania ceased to exist in The South Pacific.
  • : Ceretania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Ceretania was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Aramanchovia, killing 1,024 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
  • : Ceretania was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Kingdom of Escevola, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Ceretania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.


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