by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 525thMost Influential: 964thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,475th
The Drake Camper of
Father Knows Best State
Thersj- We're gonna even show them-
Drake Camper
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Cereskia 2

Population1.839 billion

CapitalNovus Astrana
LeaderDrake Camper
FaithStickminian Violetism

CurrencyCereskian Pound
AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Drake Camper of Cereskia 2 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Drake Camper with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.839 billion Cereskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novus Astrana. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cereskian economy, worth 315 trillion Cereskian Pounds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,409 Cereskian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cereskia 2's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Stickminian Violetism.

Cereskia 2 is ranked 261,210th in the world and 12,489th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 7.66 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 525thMost Influential: 964thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,475thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,329thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,936thLargest Retail Industry: 3,964thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,519thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,912thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,234thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,833rdLargest Black Market: 6,616thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,239thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,036thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,644thHighest Average Incomes: 10,948thMost Efficient Economies: 12,515thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,109thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,471stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 18,698thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,807thLargest Governments: 19,085thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,350thMost Cultured: 19,813thMost Secular: 20,483rdMost Developed: 21,093rdMost Patriotic: 22,950th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 94th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Black Market: 116th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 127th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 135th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 205th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 281st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 326th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 391st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 494th in the regionMost Patriotic: 499th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 516th in the regionLargest Governments: 517th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 531st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 566th in the regionMost Cultured: 612th in the regionMost Developed: 617th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 656th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 712th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 821st in the regionMost Avoided: 838th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 863rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 909th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 936th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 991st in the regionMost Stationary: 1,201st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cereskia 2 was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
  • : Cereskia 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
  • : Cereskia 2 lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 253 » Amerion, Tepertopia, Andrendia, Yaravia, Hanguk-Nippon, Holota, Shuckle Empire, Beblahbleblo, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Corgitopiaa, Anatasha, Shefino, Arvan Irawer, Aidenfieeld, The naked people, Land Without Shrimp, Nowa Europa, Bawkie, Treir, Bleakfoot, Westenhald, Wehraboos, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Darakin, Holy Free, PenguinPies, Gonrati, Immund, Noimosini, Linden Oak, Independent State of Arstotzka, Bod Wareenaland, Zaelith, The Solar System Scope, Unojo, A leftover country, Walloonia, Kiasu-ism, Drystar, Itani, Aoz, New Plant, Nova Montron, United States of Belvaria, Curlyhoward, Grianal, Andinla, Isokenzar, Fasire, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, and 203 others.Oxyliteral, Calistan, Volaworand, New Sanet, The Two Jerseys, Ullan, USNE2018, Canmore, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Jehenna, New Qafedemar, Flaksis, Skaladoria, Bear Connors Paradiso, Blaash, Virconea-Milatia, Proctethia, Menesynchro, Centa, The Imperial Of Notsep, Rad Asia, Sozlanden, Privatore, Ambirich, Faria Thew, Myhomecountry, Mauricean Islands, Wildweststan, Yellunstryer, Qaweritoyu, The Stolen Lands, North Lunch, Aschenburg, Antarctic Empires, Bohenia, Tsunamy, Tyflugian, Photoplier, Southern Numenor, Doundaly, Straknov, Dereistic, Enplatia, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Depressed Nation, North Kanuckistan, Dirkistan, Imperium Sempiternum, Ostavaria, Sanden, Danily, Banglazstrogaria, GERMAN EMPIER, Bavaristan, Soem, Stella-Arga, MLSWOOD, Unielvan Millorvium, Jammlandia, Centristvill, Rebel-topia, Ancient Slobovia, Illedore, Constabul, Tioloman, Noire Denholm, Kricivk, Sthalrim, The Haughtherlands, Truskawkoland, Piscantium, Dutania, Modelna, The New Dacians, Arscanesia, Eflad, The drews, Myness, Center Lisle, RestartAll, Ambitchous, Never was New England, Rectionk, Indolos, Fugellia, Moridine, Confederacy of Kua Toine, Drew Durrnil, Transtemporal Shifts, Great Marsinia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Malmsia, Kringalia, PsiCorps, Concrete Slab, Geekvia, Anserisa, Uvalor, West Pastafaria, Oreo States, Blondiesland, Freedoom, Dovan Con Kabizzores, Maeiland, The republic of Konsa, Farengeto, Raidener, America Gone Wrong, Nori Natto, Sedunn, Abarri, A Place Somewhere, Sandaoguo, Aurcania, Achemar, Mulvan, Stephastan, Venezia Pacifica, Wisconsin Republic, Kanatian Percocet, FreeFishers, Valansten, Cucutenium, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Drvonia, Gilrou, Ebonhand, Chernaya Zvezda, Sou Avida, Great Jahar, Eltrora, Eleuthelrium, Omalayia, Elora Nation, Erstavik, The overlords men, Willing Mind, Ever Testing, Great Lothian, Mavenu, Donat Invadia, Isovet, Ipugao, Castraebar, Orizzia, Hadrex, Gatalian, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Karatengisa, Karimata, Bonobiana, A Bombed-Out Crater, Sagostas, Martiland, Altnavia, Eastern Bahia, Avacquer, Ranra, Albeville, Makinius, The Kies, South Pernambuco, Cassius empire, Shoinkwishima, Brazilian impero2, Nekoatsumelandia, Davinismo, Erstotska, Goom Bay, Flumenvallis, Gracca, Seythennia, Gonteris, Esterwood, Leighester, North Pernambuco, Paganan, New American Dictatorship, Leimarite Empire, Oppalli, Froshar, Silmad, Saint Roberts, Lauramerica, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Prokuror, Doge Land, Petea, Akimera, Fiparna, Biwaki, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, TescoPepsi, Bistritza, Comfed, Antwerpen1, Eae, Eggraria, Shadeth, Merevane, Fankuwo, and LadyRebels.