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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,140thLargest Retail Industry: 1,181stMost Influential: 1,295th
The Free Territory of
Anarchy
Freedom For Those Who Agree With Me
John Longick
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Cerdenia

Population8.511 billion

CapitalCity of Godly Potato
LeaderJohn Longick
FaithCult of John Longick

CurrencyPotato
AnimalFlying Potato

The Free Territory of Cerdenia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Longick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.511 billion Cerdenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Healthcare and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Godly Potato. The average income tax rate is 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cerdenian economy, worth 996 trillion Potatoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 117,089 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cerdenia's national animal is the Flying Potato, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cult of John Longick.

Cerdenia is ranked 299,958th in the world and 487th in Thaecia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 66.04 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,140thLargest Retail Industry: 1,181stMost Influential: 1,295thHighest Crime Rates: 1,325thRudest Citizens: 1,431stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,654thFattest Citizens: 1,764thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,887thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,135thMost Avoided: 2,502ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,707thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,601stMost Armed: 3,733rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,770thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,925thLargest Mining Sector: 6,679thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,030thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,373rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,897thMost Stationary: 17,369thMost Secular: 19,971stMost Politically Free: 21,470thHighest Economic Output: 23,303rdHighest Drug Use: 24,208thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 26,551stHighest Average Incomes: 29,027th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 24th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 25th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cerdenia, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerdenia, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerdenia, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerdenia, tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker.
  • : Cerdenia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Independent investment Research Protocol".
  • : Following new legislation in Cerdenia, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Cerdenia was endorsed by The Something of Korsinia.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerdenia, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
  • : Cerdenia endorsed The Empire of Turkolania.
  • : Cerdenia endorsed The Empire of Shikara.

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