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Largest Retail Industry: 718thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,682nd
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Industry, Harmony, Progress
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Ceranapis

Population4.025 billion

CapitalNauvoo
LeaderKyria Patterson

CurrencyLepta
AnimalBee

The Republic of Ceranapis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kyria Patterson with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.025 billion Ceranapians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nauvoo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ceranapian economy, worth 990 trillion Leptas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,055 Leptas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Kyria Patterson's desk, nudity is frowned upon, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ceranapis's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ceranapis is ranked 24,583rd in the world and 593rd in Osiris for Rudest Citizens, with 98.18 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Retail Industry: 718thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,682ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,137thMost Efficient Economies: 2,166thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,470thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,667thMost Developed: 3,062ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,160thSmartest Citizens: 3,289thMost Inclusive: 3,310thHighest Average Incomes: 3,537thHealthiest Citizens: 3,563rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,509thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,963rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,225thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,476thNicest Citizens: 6,798thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,007thLargest Governments: 7,268thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,379thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,503rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,757thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,308thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,713thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11,450thSafest: 11,592ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,181stHighest Economic Output: 17,223rdLargest Mining Sector: 19,939thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,134thMost Secular: 21,146thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,482nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 71st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 100th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 114th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 124th in the regionMost Developed: 125th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Inclusive: 139th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 142nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 169th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 216th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 268th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 287th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 302nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 316th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 336th in the regionNicest Citizens: 345th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 352nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 363rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 375th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 401st in the regionMost Stationary: 493rd in the regionMost Influential: 540th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 545th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 559th in the regionRudest Citizens: 593rd in the regionSafest: 660th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ceranapis, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceranapis, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceranapis, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceranapis, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Kyria Patterson's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceranapis, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceranapis, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceranapis, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceranapis, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceranapis, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceranapis, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.

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