The Egg Kingdom of Ceptolia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Egg with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate population of 4.748 billion eggers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg City. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceptolian economy, worth 635 trillion eggs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,807 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Ceptolia's radio stations, and Eggers believe manners maketh the leader. Crime is totally unknown. Ceptolia's national animal is the Red Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Optimism.

Ceptolia is ranked 4,369^th in the world and 23^rd in Spiritus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,408.92 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.