The People's Republic of Ceplon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade General Secretary Mykola with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.564 billion Ceplonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volokhovo. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ceplonian economy, worth 898 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,830 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceplon's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ceplon is ranked 10,573^rd in the world and 170^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,552.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.