The United Kingdom of Centristvill is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Grant with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.541 billion Centristvillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackmount. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Centristvillian economy, worth a remarkable 2,186 trillion Cents a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,212 Cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centristvill's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglican Communion.

Centristvill is ranked 5,272^nd in the world and 161^st in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 124.59 quips per hour.