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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,334thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,299thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,717th
The UPC of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Motto...
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Centrist Card Farm 163

Population6.811 billion

CurrencyCards
AnimalRaven

The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 163 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.811 billion Centrist Card Farm 163ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 163ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,075 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 163's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Centrist Card Farm 163 is ranked 145,732nd in the world and 262nd in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.25824008132 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,334thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,299thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,717thLargest Black Market: 8,902ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,468thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,450thBest Weather: 11,675thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,799thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,740thMost Patriotic: 13,919thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,479thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,268thHighest Average Incomes: 17,916thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,504thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,909thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,527thHealthiest Citizens: 22,741stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,155thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,529thHighest Economic Output: 26,289th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 106th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 107th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Centrist Card Farm 163 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Centrist Card Farm 163 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Centrist Card Farm 163 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.

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