Population | 6.811 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 163 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.811 billion Centrist Card Farm 163ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 163ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,075 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 163's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Centrist Card Farm 163 is ranked 145,732nd in the world and 262nd in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.25824008132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 163 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Centrist Card Farm 163 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Centrist Card Farm 163 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, school uniforms are compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 163, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.