The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 162 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.928 billion Centrist Card Farm 162ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 162ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 145,271 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, Centrist Card Farm 162 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 162's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Centrist Card Farm 162 is ranked 17,068^th in the world and 44^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.22 law-abiding acts per hour.