The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 134 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.95 billion Centrist Card Farm 134ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 134ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,169 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,276 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 134's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Centrist Card Farm 134 is ranked 9,766^th in the world and 2^nd in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.54 law-abiding acts per hour.