The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 095 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.107 billion Centrist Card Farm 095ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 095ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,403 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,415 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, and Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 095's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Centrist Card Farm 095 is ranked 15,249^th in the world and 26^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.94 law-abiding acts per hour.