The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 074 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.116 billion Centrist Card Farm 074ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 074ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,160 Cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 508,958 per year while the poor average 44,491, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Politicians have tenure, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 074's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Centrist Card Farm 074 is ranked 27,237^th in the world and 181^st in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.44 law-abiding acts per hour.