The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 063 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.079 billion Centrist Card Farm 063ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 063ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,748 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Fish with fish chips have become the new Centrist Card Farm 063ian food staple, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, and an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 063's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Centrist Card Farm 063 is ranked 16,257^th in the world and 41^st in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.96 law-abiding acts per hour.