The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 047 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.179 billion Centrist Card Farm 047ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 047ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,588 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 047's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Centrist Card Farm 047 is ranked 12,510^th in the world and 11^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.16 law-abiding acts per hour.