The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 044 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.158 billion Centrist Card Farm 044ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 044ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,414 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 197,570 Cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 717,039 per year while the poor average 38,771, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 044's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Centrist Card Farm 044 is ranked 24,402^nd in the world and 150^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.38 law-abiding acts per hour.