Population | 7.107 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 012 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.107 billion Centrist Card Farm 012ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 012ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,628 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, prison is a nightmare, and every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 012's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Centrist Card Farm 012 is ranked 145,581st in the world and 112th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.26545535448 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 012 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, prison is a nightmare.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.