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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,655thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,113thLargest Black Market: 5,503rd
The UPC of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Motto...
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Centrist Card Farm 012

Population7.107 billion

CurrencyCards
AnimalRaven

The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 012 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.107 billion Centrist Card Farm 012ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 012ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,628 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, prison is a nightmare, and every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 012's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Centrist Card Farm 012 is ranked 145,581st in the world and 112th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.26545535448 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,655thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,113thLargest Black Market: 5,503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,523rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,176thMost Patriotic: 6,273rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,004thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,772ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,860thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,328thHighest Average Incomes: 12,174thMost Authoritarian: 13,106thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,619thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,330thMost Developed: 17,073rdLargest Mining Sector: 18,375thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,435thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,335thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,043rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,674thHighest Economic Output: 20,679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,314thMost Efficient Economies: 22,839thLowest Crime Rates: 23,076thHealthiest Citizens: 25,129thLargest Governments: 26,874th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Extreme: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Patriotic: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 82nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 96th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 102nd in the regionMost Avoided: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 111th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Centrist Card Farm 012 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, prison is a nightmare.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 012, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.

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