Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 871st Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,300th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,307th
The Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Plenty through knowledge, freedom through marxism
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Socialist Republic of Central Slavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Generalissimus Igor Plevňák with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.57 billion Central Slavians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nové Partizánske. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Central Slavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,579 trillion toliars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,663 toliars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Slavia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Central Slavia is ranked 52,354th in the world and 903rd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 118.50861859888 Days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 871stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,300thLowest Crime Rates: 1,307thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,700thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,747thLargest Governments: 1,807thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,134thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,139thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,527thHighest Economic Output: 2,793rdMost Developed: 3,090thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,334thSmartest Citizens: 3,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,024thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,735thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,884thLargest Populations: 5,973rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,818thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,430thHighest Average Incomes: 7,787thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,829thTop
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Safest: 8,080thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,266thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,674thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,765thHealthiest Citizens: 10,664thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,626thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,424thMost Income Equality: 13,328thMost Cultured: 13,967thMost Efficient Economies: 14,482ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,508th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Developed: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 83rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 85th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 115th in the regionLargest Populations: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 129th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 168th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 190th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 259th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 281st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 290th in the regionMost Income Equality: 311th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 312th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 312th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 321st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 331st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 338th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 348th in the regionSafest: 362nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 434th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 446th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Central Slavia's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Central Slavia's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Safest and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.

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