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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 720th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,146th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,378th
The Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Plenty through knowledge, freedom through marxism
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
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Central Slavia

Population20.351 billion

CapitalNové Partizánske
LeaderGeneralissimus Igor Plevňák
Faithatheism

Currencytoliar
Animallynx

The Socialist Republic of Central Slavia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Generalissimus Igor Plevňák with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.351 billion Central Slavians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nové Partizánske. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Central Slavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,382 trillion toliars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 166,186 toliars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax rises are attributed to divine will, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Slavia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Central Slavia is ranked 18,298th in the world and 966th in Balder for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.83 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 720thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,146thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,378thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,501stLowest Crime Rates: 1,509thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,645thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,013thLargest Governments: 2,039thHighest Economic Output: 2,664thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,082ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,184thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,556thLargest Populations: 4,750thSmartest Citizens: 5,172ndMost Developed: 5,208thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,456thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,687thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,677thSafest: 7,817thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,168thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,300thHighest Average Incomes: 9,625thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,127thHealthiest Citizens: 11,251stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,349thMost Income Equality: 12,498thMost Cultured: 13,990thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,351stMost Stationary: 15,626thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,311thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,653rdMost Inclusive: 16,755thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,114th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 59th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionLargest Populations: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 108th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 131st in the regionMost Stationary: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 199th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Developed: 219th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 228th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 299th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 318th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 320th in the regionMost Income Equality: 323rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 397th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 457th in the regionSafest: 462nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 469th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 477th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 498th in the regionMost Influential: 539th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 553rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Slavia, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Slavia, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Slavia, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Slavia, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Slavia, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Slavia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Inclusive.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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