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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 848th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,286th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,319th
The Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Plenty through knowledge, freedom through marxism
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Socialist Republic of Central Slavia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Generalissimus Igor Plevňák with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.14 billion Central Slavians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nové Partizánske. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Central Slavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,673 trillion toliars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,663 toliars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Slavia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Central Slavia is ranked 143,281st in the world and 4,150th in Balder for Highest Drug Use, scoring 34.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 848thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,286thLowest Crime Rates: 1,319thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,746thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,777thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,822ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,973rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,281stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,383rdHighest Economic Output: 2,796thMost Developed: 3,432ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,559thSmartest Citizens: 3,889thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,265thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,060thLargest Populations: 5,705thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,929thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,535thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,861stSafest: 7,983rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,335thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,814thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 10,387thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,105thHealthiest Citizens: 11,182ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,350thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,170thMost Income Equality: 14,718thMost Cultured: 14,960thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,169thMost Efficient Economies: 15,421stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,967th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 74th in the regionMost Developed: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 83rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 111th in the regionLargest Populations: 126th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 173rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 207th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 239th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 278th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 303rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 342nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 343rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 358th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 363rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 377th in the regionSafest: 394th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 413th in the regionMost Income Equality: 414th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 465th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 477th in the region

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  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Central Slavia's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

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