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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 846th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,283rd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,325th
The Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Plenty through knowledge, freedom through marxism
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Socialist Republic of Central Slavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalissimus Igor Plevňák with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.655 billion Central Slavians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nové Partizánske. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Central Slavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,759 trillion toliars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,663 toliars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Slavia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Central Slavia is ranked 82,068th in the world and 2,363rd in Balder for Most Extreme, scoring 16.63 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 846thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,283rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,325thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,678thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,733rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,743rdLargest Governments: 1,826thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,230thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,392ndHighest Economic Output: 2,754thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,497thMost Developed: 3,679thSmartest Citizens: 4,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,267thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,183rdLargest Populations: 5,327thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,624thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,526thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,021stSafest: 7,511thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,623rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,378thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,900thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,128thHealthiest Citizens: 10,846thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,058thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,259thMost Income Equality: 12,677thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,215thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,514thMost Cultured: 14,100th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 63rd in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 97th in the regionMost Developed: 111th in the regionLargest Populations: 118th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 156th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 188th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 231st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 238th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 273rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 276th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 321st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 346th in the regionSafest: 354th in the regionMost Income Equality: 356th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 359th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 375th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 379th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 393rd in the region

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  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Central Slavia's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.

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