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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 836th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,299th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,379th
The Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Plenty through knowledge, freedom through marxism
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Central Slavia

Population17.753 billion

CapitalNové Partizánske
LeaderGeneralissimus Igor Plevňák
Faithatheism

Currencytoliar
Animallynx

The Socialist Republic of Central Slavia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Generalissimus Igor Plevňák with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.753 billion Central Slavians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nové Partizánske. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Central Slavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,941 trillion toliars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,663 toliars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Slavia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Central Slavia is ranked 103,411th in the world and 3,189th in Balder for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 53.23 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,299thLowest Crime Rates: 1,379thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,532ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,795thLargest Governments: 1,846thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,869thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,996thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,679thHighest Economic Output: 2,718thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,846thMost Developed: 4,449thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,577thSmartest Citizens: 4,596thLargest Populations: 5,067thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,046thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,085thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,847thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,460thSafest: 7,793rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,464thHighest Average Incomes: 9,066thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,506thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,688thHealthiest Citizens: 11,448thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,712thMost Income Equality: 13,380thMost Cultured: 14,041stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,087thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,635thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,130th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 80th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionLargest Populations: 107th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 174th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 222nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 255th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 324th in the regionMost Stationary: 334th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 334th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 344th in the regionMost Income Equality: 367th in the regionSafest: 373rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 375th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 408th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 426th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 450th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 452nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 496th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 521st in the region

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  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.
  • : Central Slavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead, Most Zombies, and Most Zombified.
  • : Central Slavia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Hive of Delthorensdale, infecting 475 million survivors.
  • : Central Slavia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Hive of Delthorensdale, infecting 866 million survivors.

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