by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,770thMost Secular: 3,293rdMost Influential: 6,427th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Einigkeit macht stark
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Central German Empire

Population573 million



The Empire of Central German Empire is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 573 million Central German Empireans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Central German Empirean economy, worth 60.1 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,942 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, parking's carefree without parking car fees, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and the navy is playing the part of pirate hunter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central German Empire's national animal is the Lwe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Central German Empire is ranked 201,196th in the world and 6,781st in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 28.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,770thMost Secular: 3,293rdMost Influential: 6,427thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,928thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,013thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,368thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,418thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,304thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,478thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,244thMost Developed: 20,767thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,388thLargest Retail Industry: 21,554thHealthiest Citizens: 23,031st
Most Secular: 107th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 267th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 492nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 497th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 541st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 587th in the regionMost Influential: 592nd in the regionMost Developed: 607th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 645th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 666th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 680th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 687th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 701st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 755th in the region

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