The Empire of Central German Empire is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 573 million Central German Empireans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Central German Empirean economy, worth 60.1 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,942 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, parking's carefree without parking car fees, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and the navy is playing the part of pirate hunter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central German Empire's national animal is the Löwe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Central German Empire is ranked 201,196^th in the world and 6,781^st in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 28.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.