by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 936th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,595th Highest Crime Rates: 2,346th
The Region of
Compulsory Consumerist State
ce
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Region of Central europe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, triple-decker prams, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.093 billion Central europeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Central european economy, worth a remarkable 1,895 trillion ces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,729 ces, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Central europe are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, all streets are privately owned toll roads, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Central europe is ranked 174,870th in the world and 22nd in central europe for Longest Average Lifespans, with 29.02 Years.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 936thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,595thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,346thMost Armed: 2,427thMost Efficient Economies: 2,480thFattest Citizens: 2,796thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,296thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,337thMost Avoided: 3,563rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,806thHighest Economic Output: 4,565thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,636thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,851stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,039thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,696thLargest Retail Industry: 6,388thLargest Black Market: 6,397thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,559thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,643rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,054thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,466thLargest Mining Sector: 7,656thMost Influential: 8,407thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,299thMost Devout: 9,820thHighest Average Incomes: 9,905thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,010thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,703rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,767thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,292nd
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the region

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