by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,020th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,376th Highest Crime Rates: 2,255th
The Region of
Compulsory Consumerist State
ce
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Central europe

Population13.722 billion

CapitalSalo
Leadernone

Currencyce
Animalce

The Region of Central europe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.722 billion Central europeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Central european economy, worth a remarkable 2,150 trillion ces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,729 ces, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Central europe are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, all streets are privately owned toll roads, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Central europe is ranked 160,999th in the world and 5th in central europe for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.8 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,020thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,376thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 2,255thMost Efficient Economies: 2,431stMost Armed: 2,440thFattest Citizens: 2,677thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,268thMost Avoided: 3,434thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,488thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,304thHighest Economic Output: 4,361stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,489thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,925thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,838thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,182ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,404thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,554thLargest Black Market: 6,592ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,472ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,689thLargest Mining Sector: 7,842ndMost Influential: 8,236thLargest Populations: 8,251stTop
10%
Most Devout: 9,793rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,848thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,183rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,553rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,824thMost Stationary: 15,011thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,309th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Central europe's influence in Central europe rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Central europe's influence in Central europe fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Central europe's influence in Central europe rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Central europe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Central europe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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