by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 934th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,451st Highest Crime Rates: 2,193rd
The Region of
Compulsory Consumerist State
ce
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Region of Central europe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by none with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.648 billion Central europeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Central european economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion ces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,729 ces, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Central europe are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, all streets are privately owned toll roads, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Central europe's national animal is the ce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Central europe is ranked 8,847th in the world and 2nd in central europe for Most Devout, with 1,919.72 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 934thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,451stTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,193rdMost Armed: 2,312thMost Efficient Economies: 2,392ndFattest Citizens: 2,665thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,091stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,236thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,338thMost Avoided: 3,452ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,345thHighest Economic Output: 4,457thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,582ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,616thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,396thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,812thLargest Black Market: 6,093rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,298thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,646thLargest Retail Industry: 6,663rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,953rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,146thTop
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Most Influential: 8,093rdLargest Populations: 8,709thMost Devout: 8,847thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,422ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,429thHighest Average Incomes: 9,870thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,287thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,850th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the region

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