The Commonwealth of Central Drazil is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 632 million Central Drazilians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Listerdã. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Central Drazilian economy, worth 45.5 trillion Nego Neys a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,061 Nego Neys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Drazil's national animal is the Faustão, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Central Drazil is ranked 185,408^th in the world and 7,978^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.74 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.