The Rogue Nation of Center Lisle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pops with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.56 billion Center Lisleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vacri. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Center Lislean economy, worth a remarkable 3,389 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 293,184 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Center Lisle's national animal is the Rabid Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Center Lisle is ranked 89,425^th in the world and 3,898^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,833.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.