The Arling of Celtigar is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Arl Decna vos Calario with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.16 billion Celtigarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klawile. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.

The large but inefficient Celtigarian economy, worth 339 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 47,421 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Klawile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Celtigar's national animal is the crab and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Celtigar is ranked 165,129^th in the world and 22^nd in Caer Sidi for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,878.65 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.