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Least Corrupt Governments: 518th Largest Publishing Industry: 763rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,161st
The Sovereign Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Bás de rogha ar Easonóir
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Celtic Wessex

Population18.396 billion

CapitalSaint Aldhelm-upon-Torinch
LeaderLord Robert and Lady Margaret Montgomery

CurrencyCeltic RC£
Animalred fox

The Sovereign Federation of Celtic Wessex is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Robert and Lady Margaret Montgomery with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.396 billion Wessex Celts are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Aldhelm-upon-Torinch. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celtic Wessexian economy, worth a remarkable 2,776 trillion Celtic RC£s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,924 Celtic RC£s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime is totally unknown. Celtic Wessex's national animal is the red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celtic Wessex is ranked 98,861st in the world and 3rd in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Highest Drug Use, scoring 49.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 518thLargest Publishing Industry: 763rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,161stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,172ndMost Stationary: 1,390thMost Cultured: 1,501stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,114thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,489thNicest Citizens: 3,093rdSafest: 3,228thHighest Economic Output: 3,828thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,211thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,216thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,703rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,814thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,877thMost Developed: 5,644thMost Inclusive: 6,194thLargest Populations: 6,297thMost Pacifist: 6,505thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,687thSmartest Citizens: 7,186thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,201stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,313thMost Influential: 7,430thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8,211thBest Weather: 8,709thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,397thHighest Average Incomes: 12,208thLargest Retail Industry: 12,699thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,759thLargest Governments: 14,974th

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