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Least Corrupt Governments: 528thLargest Publishing Industry: 805thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,163rd
The Sovereign Federation of
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Bás de rogha ar Easonóir
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Celtic Wessex

Population21.878 billion

CapitalSaint Aldhelm-upon-Torinch
LeaderLord Robert and Lady Margaret Montgomery

CurrencyCeltic RC£
Animalred fox

The Sovereign Federation of Celtic Wessex is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Robert and Lady Margaret Montgomery with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.878 billion Wessex Celts are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Aldhelm-upon-Torinch. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celtic Wessexian economy, worth a remarkable 3,292 trillion Celtic RC£s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,472 Celtic RC£s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime is totally unknown. Celtic Wessex's national animal is the red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celtic Wessex is ranked 4,170th in the world and 4th in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Highest Economic Output, with 3,292 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Least Corrupt Governments: 528thLargest Publishing Industry: 805thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,163rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,177thMost Stationary: 1,234thMost Cultured: 1,593rdTop
Safest: 3,441stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,533rdNicest Citizens: 3,819thHighest Economic Output: 4,170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,035thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,672ndLargest Populations: 6,000thMost Pacifist: 6,098thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,117thMost Inclusive: 7,652ndSmartest Citizens: 8,018thMost Developed: 8,153rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,376thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,460thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,534thMost Influential: 9,473rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,494thHealthiest Citizens: 9,694thBest Weather: 10,707thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,062ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,203rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,077thLargest Retail Industry: 16,059thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,945thLargest Governments: 17,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,624th

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