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Largest Insurance Industry: 7,882ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,433rd
The United Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We are still here
Caerwyn Llywelyn
Influence
Dominator
Sole Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Celtic States

Population3.976 billion

CapitalCaerdydd
LeaderCaerwyn Llywelyn
FaithChristianity

CurrencyCeltic Pound
AnimalDragon

The United Federation of Celtic States is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Caerwyn Llywelyn with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.976 billion Celts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caerdydd. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celtic Statesian economy, worth 451 trillion Celtic Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,516 Celtic Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Women who display their ankles are shunned by society, foreign musicians that Caerwyn Llywelyn dislikes are turned away at the border, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celtic States's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Celtic States is ranked 90,604th in the world and 1st in Ostaria for Most Stationary, with 500.00021472188 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 7,882ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,433rdLargest Publishing Industry: 19,020thMost Patriotic: 19,073rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,029thMost Developed: 22,532ndLongest Average Lifespans: 24,438thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,097thLowest Crime Rates: 25,639thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,435thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,784th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Celtic States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic States, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic States, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic States, foreign musicians that Caerwyn Llywelyn dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Celtic States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
  • : Celtic States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic States, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic States, Caerwyn Llywelyn's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Celtic States agreed to construct embassies between Ostaria and Guinea Kiribati.
  • : Celtic States agreed to construct embassies between Ostaria and Inklestonia.

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