The Malthusian Fecundity of Celtic Rodents is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Ultimate Squeaker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 42.814 billion Scurriers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everywhere. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Scurrian economy, worth an astonishing 11,572 trillion mythical groats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 270,304 mythical groats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Celtic Rodents's national animal is the small furry beastie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Celtic Rodents is ranked 332,804^th in the world and 5,735^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -34.79 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.