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Most Scientifically Advanced: 812th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,472nd Highest Poor Incomes: 1,477th
The Monarchical Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Simplicitas Iustorum Diriget Eos.
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Celtanis

Population2.906 billion

CapitalCeltania
LeaderQueen Breana Muoliera
FaithDiamondism

CurrencyTanlec
AnimalRed Squirrel

The Monarchical Republic of Celtanis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Breana Muoliera with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, vat-grown people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.906 billion Celtani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celtania. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Celtanisian economy, worth 686 trillion Tanlecs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 236,367 Tanlecs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celtanis's national animal is the Red Squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Diamondism.

Celtanis is ranked 166,911th in the world and 54th in The Erviadus Galaxy for Fattest Citizens, with 4.69 Obesity Rate.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 812thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,477thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,685thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,845thLargest Governments: 2,932ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,068thLowest Crime Rates: 3,073rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,174thHealthiest Citizens: 3,258thMost Developed: 3,276thHighest Average Incomes: 3,401stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,860thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,620thMost Inclusive: 6,497thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,119thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,475thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,343rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,917thMost Efficient Economies: 9,765thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,167thLargest Retail Industry: 10,171stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,591stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,554thMost Cultured: 12,404thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,993rdMost Secular: 14,457thSafest: 15,001stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,008th
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Celtanis, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtanis, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtanis, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtanis, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtanis, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtanis, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtanis, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtanis, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtanis, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtanis, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Celtanisian Embarrassments.

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