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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,704thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,269thMost Devout: 2,435th
The Galactic Imperial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
its free real estate
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Celsland

Population3.283 billion

CapitalCramass
LeaderDarth Jerrius the Glorious
FaithThe Watchmen Church

CurrencyKeler
AnimalPigeon

The Galactic Imperial Empire of Celsland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Darth Jerrius the Glorious with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.283 billion Celites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cramass. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cellian economy, worth 476 trillion Kelers a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,213 Kelers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,911 per year while the poor average 37,166, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, the government seizes all major gold finds, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celsland's national animal is the Pigeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Watchmen Church.

Celsland is ranked 8,630th in the world and 3rd in Regionless for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 440,911.63 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,704thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,269thMost Devout: 2,435thMost Armed: 2,630thMost Conservative: 2,793rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,863rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,149thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,675thLargest Mining Sector: 3,861stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,618thLargest Black Market: 6,199thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,630thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 10,863rdMost Authoritarian: 11,985thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,303rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,347thLargest Governments: 17,344th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Celsland's influence in Regionless rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Celsland's influence in Regionless rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Celsland's influence in Regionless rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Celsland, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Celsland, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Celsland, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Celsland, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them.
  • : Celsland's influence in Regionless rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Celsland's influence in Regionless rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Celsland's influence in Regionless rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".

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