by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,748thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,842ndMost Avoided: 6,794th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population473 million



The Dominion of Celsia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 473 million Celsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cork. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.8%.

The very strong Celsian economy, worth 33.9 trillion Punts a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,619 Punts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,187 per year while the poor average 13,223, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

A proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Celsia's national animal is the Gorilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Celsia is ranked 256,788th in the world and 11,888th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.09 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,748thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,842ndMost Avoided: 6,794thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,123rdMost Influential: 10,443rdMost Patriotic: 10,588thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,773rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,598thMost Authoritarian: 17,106thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,186thMost Conservative: 18,141stLargest Mining Sector: 23,162nd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Avoided: 153rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Patriotic: 239th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 320th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 414th in the regionLargest Black Market: 448th in the regionMost Armed: 478th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 636th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 644th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 684th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 729th in the regionMost Influential: 753rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 793rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 794th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 898th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 930th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,000th in the region

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