The Desert Empire of Celormen is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ilsombreh Tisroc with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service and frequent executions. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.123 billion Celormines are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tashbaan. The average income tax rate is 37.0%.
The strong Celormenian economy, worth 221 trillion crescents a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 53,806 crescents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, Celormen has designated Tashbaan as its capital city, Ilsombreh Tisroc has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and Tashlatriae has been named as Celormen's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celormen's national animal is the vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tashlatriae.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Celormen's influence in Narnia rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Celormen's influence in Narnia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Celormen's influence in Narnia rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Celormen's influence in Narnia rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Celormen relocated from Balder to Narnia.
- : Celormen's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Celormen's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Celormen's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Celormen was refounded in Balder.
- : Celormen ceased to exist in Narnia.