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Most Primitive: 593rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,226th Most Devout: 2,419th
The Socialist Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Let the Ruling Classes Tremble!
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cellaronia

Population2.732 billion

CapitalReniegrad
LeaderGeneral Secretary Joseph Albrecht
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyHip New Dollar
AnimalDachshund

The Socialist Federal Republic of Cellaronia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Joseph Albrecht with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.732 billion Cellaronians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reniegrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.3%.

The strong Cellaronian economy, worth 163 trillion Hip New Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 59,919 Hip New Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,138 per year while the poor average 16,991, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Bars are packed at all hours, the government funds large training centres to turn Dachshunds into functioning members of society, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down, and uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cellaronia's national animal is the Dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Cellaronia is ranked 5,017th in the world and 1st in Soviet Democracy for Fattest Citizens, with 22.92 Obesity Rate.

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Most Primitive: 593rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,226thTop
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Most Devout: 2,419thMost Armed: 3,576thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,920thFattest Citizens: 5,017thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,450thTop
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Most Influential: 8,992ndLargest Black Market: 9,001stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,954thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,038thLargest Mining Sector: 14,791stMost Avoided: 15,478thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,314th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, the government funds large training centres to turn Dachshunds into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, nano-Dachshunds are the current fad sweeping the nation.
  • : Cellaronia changed its national currency to "Hip New Dollar" and its motto to "Let the Ruling Classes Tremble!".
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, young girls often attend the same schools as their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol.

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