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Most Primitive: 394thMost Ignorant Citizens: 663rdMost Devout: 1,328th
The Sedevacantist Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gaudens Gaudebo In Domino
Influence
Negotiator
Imperial Councillor of Internal Affairs (Duke)
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cellaronia

Population5.13 billion

CapitalReniegrad
LeaderChairman Joseph Albrecht
FaithSedevacantist Catholicism

CurrencyHip New Dollar
AnimalDachshund

The Sedevacantist Republic of Cellaronia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Joseph Albrecht with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.13 billion Cellaronians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reniegrad. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cellaronian economy, worth 503 trillion Hip New Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,057 Hip New Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one knows how to tie a reef knot, children are expected to carve their own toys, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Reniegrad" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, and long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cellaronia's national animal is the Dachshund, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sedevacantist Catholicism.

Cellaronia is ranked 33,651st in the world and 5th in United Christian Empires of the West for Highest Average Incomes, with 98,057.85 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 394thMost Ignorant Citizens: 663rdMost Devout: 1,328thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,556thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,162ndMost Armed: 3,798thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,474thFattest Citizens: 4,485thLargest Mining Sector: 6,005thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,080thLargest Black Market: 7,783rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,049thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,140thMost Conservative: 10,110thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,367thMost Avoided: 12,882ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,399thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,491stHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,562nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cellaronia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Reniegrad" has been described as a real blow for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, children are expected to carve their own toys.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Cellaronia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellaronia, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.

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