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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,698thMost Influential: 2,953rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,617th
The Socialist Literary Society of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Not all who wander are lost
Mithrandir
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Cellar Doors

Population2.387 billion

CapitalArda
LeaderMithrandir

CurrencyTolkien
AnimalGiant Eagle

The Socialist Literary Society of Cellar Doors is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mithrandir with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.387 billion Cellar Doorsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arda. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cellar Doorsian economy, worth 173 trillion Tolkiens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 72,676 Tolkiens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cellar Doors's national animal is the Giant Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cellar Doors is ranked 132,700th in the world and 4,669th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 432.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Influential: 2,953rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,617thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,274thMost Pacifist: 7,869thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,528thNicest Citizens: 8,690thMost Inclusive: 8,783rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,020thBest Weather: 10,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,300thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,009thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,263rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,687thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,532ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,543rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,911thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,986thMost Secular: 14,529thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,731stMost Cultured: 14,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,342ndSmartest Citizens: 15,927thSafest: 16,619thMost Income Equality: 16,833rdHighest Drug Use: 17,494thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,224thLowest Crime Rates: 19,824thLargest Governments: 21,855th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 119th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 155th in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 188th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 195th in the regionMost Pacifist: 265th in the regionNicest Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 273rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 274th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 289th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 296th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 314th in the regionBest Weather: 319th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 330th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 353rd in the regionMost Cultured: 386th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 396th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 406th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 424th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 429th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 437th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 468th in the regionMost Secular: 495th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 497th in the regionSafest: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 533rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 593rd in the regionLargest Governments: 628th in the regionNudest: 640th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 682nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 752nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 822nd in the region

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