The Free Land of Celestic is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 406 million Celesticians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Celestician economy, worth 18.7 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,041 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Wolvesdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Celestic's national animal is the Wolves, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celestic is ranked 99,517^th in the world and 36^th in Hive for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.99 law-abiding acts per hour.