The Dolphin Approved Democracy of Celestial Wave is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President LunarCrystal with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.739 billion Celestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LightHaven. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celestian economy, worth 192 trillion Celestial coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 110,583 Celestial coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The news is showing footage of President LunarCrystal bullying an old man to the point of tears, vaccinations are mandatory, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Celestian as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial Wave's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Celestial Wave is ranked 82,046^th in the world and 7^th in SolarFlare for Highest Drug Use, scoring 77.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.