by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Inclusive: 7,823rdMost Pacifist: 8,160thSafest: 8,197th
The Dolphin Approved Democracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
President LunarCrystal
Founder / Obey me
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Celestial Wave

Population1.739 billion

LeaderPresident LunarCrystal

CurrencyCelestial coin

The Dolphin Approved Democracy of Celestial Wave is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President LunarCrystal with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.739 billion Celestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LightHaven. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celestian economy, worth 192 trillion Celestial coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 110,583 Celestial coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The news is showing footage of President LunarCrystal bullying an old man to the point of tears, vaccinations are mandatory, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Celestian as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial Wave's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Celestial Wave is ranked 82,046th in the world and 7th in SolarFlare for Highest Drug Use, scoring 77.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Inclusive: 7,823rdMost Pacifist: 8,160thSafest: 8,197thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,455thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,520thNicest Citizens: 8,678thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,798thMost Developed: 10,706thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 12,206thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,137thSmartest Citizens: 14,031stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,108thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,204thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,226thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,495thHealthiest Citizens: 14,602ndMost Secular: 15,859thLowest Crime Rates: 16,114thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,547thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,868thMost Cultured: 17,155thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,730thBest Weather: 19,261stLargest Governments: 21,397thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,424thMost Efficient Economies: 23,588th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts