The Constitutional Empire of Celestial Provinces is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.993 billion Celestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mons. The average income tax rate is 26.8%.

The very strong Celestian economy, worth 346 trillion Galactiums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,781 Galactiums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial Provinces's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Celestial Provinces is ranked 26,097^th in the world and 2^nd in Celestian Prosperity Sphere for Most Secular, with 42.4 Atheism Rate.