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Most Stationary: 10,826thMost Pacifist: 15,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,657th
The Cutthroat Demonic Presence of
Moralistic Democracy
Keep watching the skies then run for your lives!
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Celestial 7

Population9.437 billion

CapitalDis
LeaderDante
FaithBlind Faith

Currencyplanetary invasion
Animalextra-terrestrial

The Cutthroat Demonic Presence of Celestial 7 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dante with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.437 billion Celestials are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dis. The average income tax rate is 27.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Celestial economy, worth 551 trillion planetary invasions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,452 planetary invasions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial 7's national animal is the extra-terrestrial, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Blind Faith.

Celestial 7 is ranked 36,596th in the world and 2nd in The Divine Comedy for Highest Economic Output, with 551 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
5%
Most Stationary: 10,826thTop
10%
Most Pacifist: 15,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,657thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,048thSafest: 20,024thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,348th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Celestial 7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest and Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestial 7, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • : Celestial 7 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Celestial 7 altered its national flag.
  • : Celestial 7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Celestial 7 changed its national motto to "Keep watching the skies then run for your lives!".
  • : Celestial 7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Celestial 7 lodged a message on the The Divine Comedy Regional Message Board.
  • : Celestial 7 ejected and banned The Republic of Checker 1 from The Divine Comedy.
  • : Celestial 7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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