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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,190thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,355thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,068th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
The needs of the many
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Celephriandullias

Population5.101 billion

CurrencySwede
AnimalBull

The Free Land of Celephriandullias is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 5.101 billion Celephriandulliasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Celephriandulliasian economy, worth 434 trillion Swedes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is 85,091 Swedes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celephriandullias's national animal is the Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celephriandullias is ranked 16,030th in the world and 29th in Caer Sidi for Best Weather, with 171 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,190thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,355thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,068thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,240thLowest Crime Rates: 11,518thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,264thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,266thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 13,756thMost Pacifist: 14,287thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,523rdHealthiest Citizens: 15,232ndMost Inclusive: 15,250thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,743rdBest Weather: 16,030thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,905thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,076thLargest Governments: 17,350thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,361stSafest: 17,513thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,125thSmartest Citizens: 21,381st
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Celephriandullias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Celephriandullias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Celephriandullias's influence in Caer Sidi rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Celephriandullias's influence in Caer Sidi rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Celephriandullias's influence in Caer Sidi rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : Celephriandullias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Celephriandullias, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Following new legislation in Celephriandullias, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Celephriandullias, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Celephriandullias, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.

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