The Free Land of Celephriandullias is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 5.101 billion Celephriandulliasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Celephriandulliasian economy, worth 434 trillion Swedes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is 85,091 Swedes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celephriandullias's national animal is the Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celephriandullias is ranked 16,030^th in the world and 29^th in Caer Sidi for Best Weather, with 171 Meters Of Sunlight.