The Democratic Republic of Celebia is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.985 billion Celebians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Celebian economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 166,241 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 478,003 per year while the poor average 45,948, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.
Tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless', and the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Celebia's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is None.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Celebia's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Celebia revoked its national leader.
- : Celebia revoked its national capital.
- : Celebia resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Celebia was endorsed by The Holy Violet Matriarchy of Racoda.
- : Celebia endorsed The North Pacific Past time of Dinoium.
- : Celebia endorsed The Sultanate of Batdaviea.
- : Celebia endorsed The Queendom of LANGBULANGIA.
- : Celebia endorsed The Intrepid Invidious Republic of Empy.
- : Celebia was endorsed by The Intrepid Invidious Republic of Empy.