by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 483rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,219th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,552nd
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Population7.225 billion



The Democratic Republic of Celebia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.225 billion Celebians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Celebian economy, worth a remarkable 1,201 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 166,241 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 478,003 per year while the poor average 45,948, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless', and the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Celebia's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is None.

Celebia is ranked 3,202nd in the world and 21st in Osiris for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 96.64 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Influential: 483rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,219thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,552ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,146thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,202ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,218thMost Politically Free: 3,750thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,396thMost Efficient Economies: 4,748thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,965thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,987thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,021stRudest Citizens: 5,591stHighest Drug Use: 5,862ndNudest: 5,985thMost Extreme: 6,408thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,694thMost Cultured: 7,407thTop
Most Devout: 7,820thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,256thHighest Average Incomes: 9,458thMost Developed: 10,015thHighest Economic Output: 10,057thLargest Black Market: 10,374thSmartest Citizens: 10,858thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,944thLargest Retail Industry: 13,424thMost Armed: 13,887thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,615th
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionMost Politically Free: 32nd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 84th in the regionMost Extreme: 105th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 129th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 130th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 142nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 183rd in the regionNudest: 209th in the regionRudest Citizens: 214th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 217th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 238th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 239th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 243rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 292nd in the regionMost Cultured: 302nd in the regionMost Devout: 349th in the regionMost Developed: 363rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 367th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 404th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 416th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 429th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 433rd in the regionMost Armed: 441st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 447th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Celebia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Celebia's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Celebia's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Celebia was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Celebia ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
  • : Celebia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Celebia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Celebia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Celebia's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Celebia revoked its national leader.


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