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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 503rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 578th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 643rd
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
All for One!
Emperor Hirohito Zetta
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Celannica

Population5.573 billion

CapitalZeda
LeaderEmperor Hirohito Zetta
FaithUrthium

CurrencyNew Order Firean
AnimalSilver Eagle

The Empire of Celannica is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Hirohito Zetta with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.573 billion Celans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeda. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Celan economy, worth a remarkable 1,729 trillion New Order Fireans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 310,290 New Order Fireans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celannica's national animal is the Silver Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Urthium.

Celannica is ranked 147,479th in the world and 5,399th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -427.97 on the Hayek Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 503rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 578thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 643rdLargest Black Market: 780thHighest Poor Incomes: 849thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 872ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,197thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,319thHighest Average Incomes: 1,435thTop
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Most Avoided: 1,652ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,678thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,004thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,063rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,176thLargest Mining Sector: 2,513thLargest Governments: 2,957thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,301stLowest Crime Rates: 3,387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,875thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,055thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,164thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,893rdSmartest Citizens: 6,356thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,024thLargest Retail Industry: 7,071stMost Efficient Economies: 7,081stHighest Economic Output: 7,204thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7,979thMost Authoritarian: 8,784thMost Influential: 9,722ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,018thMost Secular: 12,625th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 78th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 84th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 87th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 94th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 136th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 160th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 258th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 322nd in the regionMost Secular: 386th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 428th in the regionMost Cultured: 530th in the region

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