The NationStates Monster Jolly of Celannica is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Santa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.09 billion Celans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celannica. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Celan economy, worth a remarkable 1,917 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 314,874 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celannica's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Urthium.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Celannica was endorsed by The Armed Republic of TURKEYISM.
- : Celannica was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Gamerstan.
- : Celannica was endorsed by The Proud motherland of Thyaclinia.
- : Celannica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in Celannica, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
- : Following new legislation in Celannica, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Celannica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Celannica, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
- : Following new legislation in Celannica, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
- : Celannica was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Hornetopia.
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