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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 345th Highest Poor Incomes: 419th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 478th
The NationStates Monster Jolly of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Lucky moo
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population6.09 billion



The NationStates Monster Jolly of Celannica is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Santa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.09 billion Celans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celannica. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Celan economy, worth a remarkable 1,917 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 314,874 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celannica's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Urthium.

Celannica is ranked 91,633rd in the world and 3,782nd in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 46.19 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 345thHighest Poor Incomes: 419thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 478thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 558thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 645thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 748thLargest Black Market: 799thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,162ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,278thHighest Average Incomes: 1,396thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,821stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,863rdMost Avoided: 2,027thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,068thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,167thLargest Governments: 2,575thLargest Mining Sector: 2,761stLowest Crime Rates: 2,767thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,239thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,416thMost Influential: 3,744thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,823rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,240thSmartest Citizens: 5,810thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,056thMost Authoritarian: 6,688thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,765thHighest Economic Output: 6,818thMost Efficient Economies: 7,204thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 9,403rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,540thMost Secular: 11,676thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,457thMost Conservative: 13,701stMost Extreme: 16,360thMost Cultured: 16,415th
Highest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 33rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 68th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 120th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 138th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 146th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 159th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 224th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 289th in the regionMost Influential: 302nd in the regionLargest Populations: 340th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 342nd in the regionMost Secular: 352nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 355th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 423rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 518th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 521st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 573rd in the regionMost Extreme: 628th in the regionMost Developed: 648th in the regionMost Conservative: 722nd in the region

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