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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,333rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,613thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,854th
The Social-Syndicate Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Cela

Population3.442 billion

CapitalRosa
Leaderthe Workers

Currencynote
Animaldove

The Social-Syndicate Republic of Cela is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the Workers with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.442 billion Celans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosa. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Celan economy, worth 268 trillion notes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 77,942 notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Rosa for fear of causing a fuss, government-sanctioned factory-smashing has the Luddites of Cela rejoicing, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cela's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cela is ranked 213,291st in the world and 127th in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -12.73 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,333rdTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,613thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,854thNicest Citizens: 4,325thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,369thMost Inclusive: 4,547thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,869thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,987thBest Weather: 5,169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,833rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,856thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,308thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,447thHealthiest Citizens: 7,467thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,585thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,357thMost Armed: 9,802ndSafest: 11,118thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 12,471stMost Secular: 13,350thLargest Governments: 13,877thLowest Crime Rates: 14,127thSmartest Citizens: 15,234thMost Pacifist: 21,275thMost Cultured: 21,428th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cela, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
  • : Cela was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Cela, government-sanctioned factory-smashing has the Luddites of Cela rejoicing.
  • : Following new legislation in Cela, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Rosa for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Cela changed its national nation type to "Social-Syndicate Republic".
  • : Cela altered its national flag.
  • : Cela changed its national animal to "dove", its capital to "Rosa", its currency to "note", its leader to "the Workers", and its nation type to "Syndicate Republic".
  • : Cela was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Cela was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Cela was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.

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