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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,030thMost Primitive: 3,103rdMost Avoided: 7,726th
The Império of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I am the one who knocks.
Imperador Lorenzo I
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cel Frumos

Population1.565 billion

LeaderImperador Lorenzo I


The Império of Cel Frumos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Imperador Lorenzo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.565 billion Frumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almudaina. The average income tax rate is 28.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cel Frumian economy, worth 99.3 trillion Dobrãoes a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,422 Dobrãoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless, and Imperador Lorenzo I has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Cel Frumos's national animal is the Parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Agamaism.

Cel Frumos is ranked 214,203rd in the world and 3rd in The Infinite Steppes And The Gold Coast for Most Developed, scoring 49.21 on the Human Development Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,030thTop
Most Primitive: 3,103rdMost Avoided: 7,726thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,065thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,966thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,342ndMost Conservative: 14,405thMost Devout: 14,773rdMost Authoritarian: 18,491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,236th

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