The Sprawling Backyard of Cee etc ai ee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Haring Baliw with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.952 billion Catanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catanae City. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Catino economy, worth 433 trillion Catanese Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,903 Catanese Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, dessert dishes make up the Catino breakfast menu, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints. Crime is totally unknown. Cee etc ai ee's national animal is the Banana Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cee etc ai ee is ranked 6,443^rd in the world and 381^st in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 206.71 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.