The Sprawling Backyard of Cee etc ai ee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Haring Baliw with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.633 billion Catanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catanae City. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Catino economy, worth 381 trillion Catanese Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,795 Catanese Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, dessert dishes make up the Catino breakfast menu, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints. Crime is totally unknown. Cee etc ai ee's national animal is the Banana Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cee etc ai ee is ranked 16,270^th in the world and 744^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,100.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.