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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,978thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,532ndSafest: 3,692nd
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Just don't be a dick
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Cearl Utopia

Population3.885 billion

CapitalCelebi
LeaderMeriog

Currencykarma
Animaltiger

The People's Republic of Cearl Utopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Meriog with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.885 billion Cearl Utopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celebi. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cearl Utopian economy, worth 486 trillion karmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 125,235 karmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cearl Utopia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cearl Utopia is ranked 159,481st in the world and 4th in Evergreen Conifer for Most Extreme, scoring 10.9 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,978thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,532ndSafest: 3,692ndBest Weather: 3,989thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,115thMost Pacifist: 4,386thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,054thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,081stNicest Citizens: 5,331stMost Inclusive: 5,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,581stLowest Crime Rates: 6,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,387thMost Secular: 6,489thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,570thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,649thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,751stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,863rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,040thHealthiest Citizens: 7,099thSmartest Citizens: 8,442ndLargest Governments: 9,053rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,405thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,897thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,161stTop
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Most Developed: 10,573rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,288thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,110thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,413thHighest Average Incomes: 20,420thMost Cultured: 20,560th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cearl Utopia's influence in Evergreen Conifer rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Power".
  • : Cearl Utopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearl Utopia, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearl Utopia, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearl Utopia, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearl Utopia, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Cearl Utopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearl Utopia, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearl Utopia, Cearl Utopian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Cearl Utopia, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Cearl Utopian satellites can detect it.

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