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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 432ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 459thLargest Black Market: 814th
The Gaelic Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Archduke Ryan Breathnach
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ceadhlam

Population12.392 billion

CapitalBaile
LeaderArchduke Ryan Breathnach

Currencymona
Animalhare

The Gaelic Union of Ceadhlam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archduke Ryan Breathnach with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.392 billion Ceadhlamans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baile. The average income tax rate is 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ceadhlaman economy, worth a remarkable 3,968 trillion monas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,242 monas, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Ceadhlamans any less frightened, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceadhlam's national animal is the hare, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ceadhlam is ranked 31,833rd in the world and 438th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,321.13517530628 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 432ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 459thLargest Black Market: 814thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 974thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,295thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,702ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,830thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,036thMost Patriotic: 2,179thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,242ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,339thLargest Mining Sector: 2,582ndTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,420thMost Secular: 3,685thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,094thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,503rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,734thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,761stMost Conservative: 4,779thHighest Economic Output: 4,807thLargest Governments: 6,049thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,936thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,257thLargest Retail Industry: 9,231stMost Authoritarian: 10,841stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,638thTop
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Most Avoided: 14,997thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,742ndMost Developed: 24,619thMost Efficient Economies: 25,505th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionMost Patriotic: 33rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 62nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 66th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 74th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 87th in the regionMost Secular: 89th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 94th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionMost Conservative: 123rd in the regionLargest Governments: 145th in the regionMost Avoided: 148th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 167th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 188th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 189th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 289th in the regionRudest Citizens: 353rd in the regionLargest Populations: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 419th in the regionMost Stationary: 438th in the regionMost Extreme: 517th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 518th in the regionMost Developed: 524th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Ceadhlamans any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Ceadhlam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, doctors can't help but regard Archduke Ryan Breathnach Vcte Mgve MF GUCLM GCCE with envy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.

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