Population | 12.392 billion |
Capital | Baile |
Leader | Archduke Ryan Breathnach |
Currency | mona |
Animal | hare |
The Gaelic Union of Ceadhlam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archduke Ryan Breathnach with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.392 billion Ceadhlamans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baile. The average income tax rate is 92.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Ceadhlaman economy, worth a remarkable 3,968 trillion monas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,242 monas, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Ceadhlamans any less frightened, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceadhlam's national animal is the hare, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ceadhlam is ranked 31,833rd in the world and 438th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,321.13517530628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
- : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
- : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Ceadhlamans any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Ceadhlam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
- : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
- : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, doctors can't help but regard Archduke Ryan Breathnach Vcte Mgve MF GUCLM GCCE with envy.
- : Following new legislation in Ceadhlam, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.